[JPL] 2 jokes

Tom Reney tr at wfcr.org
Tue Oct 2 07:30:10 EDT 2007

Jesus is lining up a short drive and asks his caddy what Jack Nicklaus would use on the hole.  The caddy says Jack would use a 7 iron, but he should use a 3.  However, in an unusual display of arrogance, Christ uses a 7, and promptly plunks his drive into a water hazard.  He walks off the tee to retrieve the ball and proceeds to walk on the water.  A golfer in another foursome notices this and asks, "Who does that guy think he is, Christ?"  Another answers, "No, that is Christ, but he thinks he's Jack Nicklaus."

Jane Hall calls Jim just as he's about to hit with Charlie Haden at the Blue Note.  Jim says, "Can't talk now.  Call me back during Charlie's solo."

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