[JPL] Happy Thanksgiving!!

Paul Combs pcomb at comcast.net
Wed Nov 24 12:46:20 EST 2010

Thanks for the chuckles, Dr. I plan to take a nice long motorcycle ride 
tomorrow, stopping here and there to call friends and family to wish 
them Happy Thanksgiving. After that I will return home to a quiet 
evening, grateful for a day to just slow down.

Happy Thanksgiving to all,


On 11/24/10 10:59 AM, Dr. Jazz wrote:
> "I love Thanksgiving turkey. It's the only time in Los Angeles that 
> you see natural breasts."*-Arnold Schwarzenegger*
> The pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts... nevertheless, 
> set aside a day of thanksgiving." *-H. W. Westermayer*
> "There is no sincerer love than the love of food." *-George Bernard Shaw*
> "I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone 
> in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I 
> killed them and took their land." *--Jon Stewart*
> "An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day." 
> *--Irv Kupcinet*
> "Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion 
> each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty." *--Michael Dresser
> *
> Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them 
> out. ~ *Nicole Hollander*
> "Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of 
> miles to be with the people they only see once a year. And then 
> discover, once a year is way too often." - *Johnny Carson*
> "Thanksgiving dinner takes 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 
> 12 minutes. Half-time takes 12 minutes. This is not coincidence." - 
> *Emma Bombeck*

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